Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

A seal walks into a club.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

black people

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...