bronson watt walks into a bar.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

Jayden Eccles

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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