- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

What is your bill about? Clinton

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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