How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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