An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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