What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Terry has ebola

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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