What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. I don't know, I've had a bad day, I can't think straight. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Always talking at me, everyday it's the same - why can't you just shut up?! I would be better off dead, then it would stop, this suffocating blackness. I need to escape...I'm going to do it tonight...pills, something like that...I don't care any longer. Goodbye.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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