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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Roses are red, Violets are violet

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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