What's a joke? Funny

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

thumb_up thumb_down -8

a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Guess what. Chicken butt.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How do you make a car? You build it.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops