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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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