- Anti Joke

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.