How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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My Boyfriend

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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Knock Know! Come in!

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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