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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

i just pooped that is all!

YOU

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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