How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

in soviet russia, cow milks you

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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