how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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Your mom went to college

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Anti Joke

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