Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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