What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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they're dead. idiot.

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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hey John will you make some copies

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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speech and debate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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