Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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Poop.

I was once a hamster.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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