Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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You all have Aids

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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breasts

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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