- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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