There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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This is an anti joke

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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Womens rights

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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