Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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Your mom went to college

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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John Cena

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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