Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Smelly Indians.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Thats what she said

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Your mom went to college

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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