Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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So a man walking down a nature trail came across an injured fox laying on the ground in pain, it looked like it was attacked recently. There wasn't much the man could do at the time, so he gently picked up the fox and rushed the fox to his house. The man arrives moments later at his house with the fox. There were a lot of options the man could choose, but he went with a simple recipe. The man grabbed a knife and gutted the fox, removing all unnecessary organs. He then skinned the fox of it's fur. He sliced the head off, cut the legs to a stub, and stuffed it. He gave it a nice seasoning and placed it in the oven at about 350F for 6 hours. When the fox was perfectly cooked, it was taken out of the oven and left to sit for about 5 minutes to cool. He cut a chunk of meat from the dish and sat down to eat. "What a fine meal" the man said.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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