Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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So a man walking down a nature trail came across an injured fox laying on the ground in pain, it looked like it was attacked recently. There wasn't much the man could do at the time, so he gently picked up the fox and rushed the fox to his house. The man arrives moments later at his house with the fox. There were a lot of options the man could choose, but he went with a simple recipe. The man grabbed a knife and gutted the fox, removing all unnecessary organs. He then skinned the fox of it's fur. He sliced the head off, cut the legs to a stub, and stuffed it. He gave it a nice seasoning and placed it in the oven at about 350F for 6 hours. When the fox was perfectly cooked, it was taken out of the oven and left to sit for about 5 minutes to cool. He cut a chunk of meat from the dish and sat down to eat. "What a fine meal" the man said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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