Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Shea's sty....

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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