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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

A blonde girl walks into a car.

What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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