Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Black people being friendly.

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What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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