- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Face Hunter is scum

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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