- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Jellybeans

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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