A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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guest what i love pancakes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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