- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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