Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

thumb_up thumb_down

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

thumb_up thumb_down

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

thumb_up thumb_down

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

thumb_up thumb_down

thomas!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

thumb_up thumb_down

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

thumb_up thumb_down

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

thumb_up thumb_down

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

thumb_up thumb_down

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

thumb_up thumb_down

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

thumb_up thumb_down

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

thumb_up thumb_down

brittney griner

thumb_up thumb_down

Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

thumb_up thumb_down

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

thumb_up thumb_down

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

thumb_up thumb_down

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

thumb_up thumb_down

Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

thumb_up thumb_down

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

thumb_up thumb_down

How do you spell eight? 8

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops