- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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