- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

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