How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Koalas mum is a slut

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

Ron Paul for President!

Stop. Seriously stop.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

you gay?

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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