What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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Anti Joke

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