- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

How did th-A fridge.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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