Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

this is not a drill.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

2 + 2 = 4

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Anti Joke

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