What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What can make you pee? Liquid

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Anti Joke

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