- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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