why did matt die? He had cancer

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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