What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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What did death say to life? Go die

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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