Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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