Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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