- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

If i open this door you can go trough it

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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