- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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