- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Your mom is so old she died

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Has u seen my grammar?

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

long in the tooth!

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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