Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Your Mother

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Communism hehe xd

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

What's 9+10? 19.

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Anti Joke

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