How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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Testicles.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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My children are huge mistakes.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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Buzi vagy!

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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Anti Joke

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