Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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