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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

The Moon Landing.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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