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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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