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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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