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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man? Black

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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