You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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soccer

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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how did the man die he didnt

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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