what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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