So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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Justin Beiber

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womens rights

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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