nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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Buzi vagy!

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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