How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

The WNBA.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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