How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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The Holocaust

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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