I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Koalas mum is a slut

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

Ron Paul for President!

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Stop. Seriously stop.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

you gay?

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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