why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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hello anomonous

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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