Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Chuck Norris Dies.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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