if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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