- Anti Joke

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Woman rights.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

You're tall.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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