Knock Knock Come in! :)

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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