the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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A man makes a sandwich.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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