- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Thats what she said

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

VAGINA.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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