to get to the other side.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Your face is hilarious.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Knock knock come in.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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