if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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y u no like me joke?

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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