what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

What's a joke? Funny

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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