- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Smelly Indians.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

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