- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Sarah Palin

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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