- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

I was Born ready I was born naked.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

I shot a bitch.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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