Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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