Koalas mum is a slut

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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BIG PENIS

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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