How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Why was the gay guy sad?

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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