Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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