One below was by me: Walter H

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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