what did the old lady die of old age...

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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Black...

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Hello penis

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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