- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

L's I's that took Viagra.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Jews

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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