A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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I dont have a girlfriend

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Major League Soccer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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