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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

I grunt when I poop.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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