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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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