Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

What's red and funny? The holocaust

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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