This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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I drive a 'rarri

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Vote this up

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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