Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Do the roar!

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

THE END.

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