Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

My name is Jeff

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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