what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Corn Muffins

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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