Antoni Wilkinsin

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What happen? Idk...

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Poop...

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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are you gay does your mom know

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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