Knock knock

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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