How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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