2 Penises

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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im not food

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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this is not a joke. jks

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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Anti Joke

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