Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

why did the man die? he had cancer

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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