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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

knock knock who's there Steve Go away

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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