- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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