- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

A woman comes at the doctor.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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