- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

A sober Irish individual.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

I bet you read this. Told ya.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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