Rick Santorum 2012

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

This is a joke.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Your mom is so nice.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Not a joke.

Obama walks into a hospital....

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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