Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Coldpaly is a good band

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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Jews

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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Anti Joke

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