- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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