- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Men's rights

No your aunties a joke

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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