- Anti Joke

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

richard is fag

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

Because she has down's syndrome

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

What is white and black and red all over.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

What's green and blue? yellow