- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's Rights.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

A man makes a sandwich.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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