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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.