no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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White men's rights

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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boys

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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