Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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