Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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