What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Illumati Confirmed

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Anti Joke

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