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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Sam Hengal.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What's green and blue? yellow

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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