- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Cancer.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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