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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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