- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Knock Knock Come in

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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