What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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i love to lick...

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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I just drank a cola.

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Soccer...

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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