- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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