What ended in the year 1970? 1969

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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