- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

A Duck walks into a bar.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

brittney griner

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Matt is a Duster!

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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