Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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