- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

Im about to rewrite History....... History

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

Your wife died during the delivery.

minorities.....

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