- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

who is awesome? no one...

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Replacement Referees

* anti-punchline

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

no really what are ur names?

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Anti Joke

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