Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Who does creatine? James Cornish

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

I have a gay camel

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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