- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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