Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

women's rights, lol

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

PEANIS!

two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

Anti Joke

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