Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Women's Rights.

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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