- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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