- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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