When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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What black and has children A black man

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fridge

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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