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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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