Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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