- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

a black man did not eat chicken.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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