what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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You will not press the like button.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Koalas mum is a slut

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