Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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