- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

Want to hear a joke? Me too.

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

Women's rights.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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