yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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gay pom...

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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