- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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