- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, The end.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

This is a joke.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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