Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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BIble verses: (secret bible code breaker edition) 90.01: Might thy level of power rise above the scouter of Vegebles 3.14: Thy shall make use of pee 6:9 Oral interaction is good for thee. 9:6: Peter said, lordeth this is no good, then the lordet said, try 6:9 and all was good. 6.66 Calleth upon this number on thy cell to speak with the beast. 9:11 This number shall aid you when in danger if thy have a cell, but not against the fallen by and Al Caida. 8:00 Call upon thy cellphone at no cost. 5.99 Thy use of plays of station three, areth too expensive... Whoops! Amen and RIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER! 50:50 Thy shall share equally. 6:19: Thy shall use thy wrestling moves well. 20:00 Thy shall noth uset this windows version as it sucketh.' 88:88 Thy shall create four equal snowmen for me. 12.34 Read this and thy shall learn to count til four. 7:77 The number of the luck. X:B0X: It sucketh hard. 3:60 it sucketh far more than the original 9:99 Is the number to defeateth the beast while he is resting upside down 0:13 "and samuel said, but oh lord, I am a teen now!" And the lord agreed and all was good. Ok, I got to decode my bible further, yes indeed!

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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