Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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Thumbs this up

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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What comes after 69? 70

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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