how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

"33"

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

Knock Knock Who did that?

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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