- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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