- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

No because your face is really f***** up.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Do you like apples? Yes

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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