STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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BIble verses: (secret bible code breaker edition) 90.01: Might thy level of power rise above the scouter of Vegebles 3.14: Thy shall make use of pee 6:9 Oral interaction is good for thee. 9:6: Peter said, lordeth this is no good, then the lordet said, try 6:9 and all was good. 6.66 Calleth upon this number on thy cell to speak with the beast. 9:11 This number shall aid you when in danger if thy have a cell, but not against the fallen by and Al Caida. 8:00 Call upon thy cellphone at no cost. 5.99 Thy use of plays of station three, areth too expensive... Whoops! Amen and RIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER! 50:50 Thy shall share equally. 6:19: Thy shall use thy wrestling moves well. 20:00 Thy shall noth uset this windows version as it sucketh.' 88:88 Thy shall create four equal snowmen for me. 12.34 Read this and thy shall learn to count til four. 7:77 The number of the luck. X:B0X: It sucketh hard. 3:60 it sucketh far more than the original 9:99 Is the number to defeateth the beast while he is resting upside down 0:13 "and samuel said, but oh lord, I am a teen now!" And the lord agreed and all was good. Ok, I got to decode my bible further, yes indeed!

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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Anti Joke

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