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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

I have a gay camel

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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