- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

I regret everything.....

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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