What's brown and sticky? A stick!

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Neil Lewis

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

thumb_up thumb_down -22

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

thumb_up thumb_down -22

24

thumb_up thumb_down -22

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

thumb_up thumb_down -22

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

thumb_up thumb_down -22

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops