- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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