How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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