- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

What's 9+10? 19.

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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