- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

But who would want to sell us out and why?

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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