- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

William wright is Gay

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

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