Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

gay porn...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Cinema greatest shit final, anime and videogames dont translate well into movies edition: One day... a young man named Tyler Reed, is chased by the notorious bully named Peter Ganondorf... Just then... he coincidentally utters "I AM THE LINK!" And a great lightning bolt strikes him... Tyler Becomes THE LINK! As for Peter Ganondorf... he became a pile of burning ashes... But Just then THE LINK, gets contacted by Jessica Fairy! And receives a important message... The evil Dr.Bullshitious has destroyed the connection without earth and planet Zelda! And that is bad... BECAUSE! Can Tyler Reed use his powers of lightning fast flight, and collect the TWO pieces of the mystic "triforce" to earn the ultimate weapon? The Master gun! Most importantly, can he become THE LINK between Planet Zelda and Earth? *Shows random shots that you cant make shit of like those movies you know suck just from the narration* ZELDA: THE LINK TO PLANET EVOLUTION! Moral: Still better than Dragon Ball Evolution...

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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