What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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I shot a bitch.

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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