An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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Anti Joke

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