There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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