Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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Womens rights

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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