H o m o comes out as homo

tommy is retared

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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