- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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