Antoni Wilkinsin

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

Poop...

What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What happen? Idk...

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

are you gay does your mom know

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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