Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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Banana Hamock.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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