- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Boys have swag, real men have class

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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