What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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