whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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