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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

This is a joke. Laugh!

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

sky's sty

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

What's green and blue? yellow

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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