Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

long in the tooth!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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