- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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