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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

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