Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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