- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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