Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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