- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

feminists.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Refrigerator

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Your dads dead. lol

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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